A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.
HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”
BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL
“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”
Woah.
(Source: deadmutation)
Dog Dances to Eminem’s ‘Shake That’
CAL Ll a n ABMBULANCE UI’ M IN PNAI
#no one is more frustrated with the state of the human condition than steve harvey is
(Source: sighsomemore)
Trust me, I’m the Doctor.
I was more thinking of Mr. Resetti
(Source: folies-bergere)
Seahorses are fucking weird
I’ve shared 178 memories with my friends on Path - see them now at path.com!
This rainy weather has me feeling blue :( at Casa De Quach – Read on Path.
It still makes me so mad whenever I see someone with Doctor Who merchandise, and I am internally so goddamn happy, and when I approach them for conversation, they literally just bought the goddamn thing cause it looked cool.
it’s not a poLICE BOX IT’S THE TARDIS
being gay is a sin?? um actually
bi = gay x straight
sin = straight / bi
the straights cancel
sin = 1/gay
times that by gay
gay(sin) = 0
gay = -sin
move the negative over
-gay = sin
so not being gay is a sin oops
idk what you just said but thanks nerd
(Source: snoia)
The fuck did I just watch..
DAFUQZ?
(Source: gifsploitation)
I’m naked what’s up
definitely not anyone’s dick
Friends with mean and overprotective parents
when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out
Being the friend with overprotective parents
